christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion, via nathishit)

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

(via nathishit)

    me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
    me: okay let's do it
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